A son once wrote the following observations about his mother; he said that his mother taught him logic: She once asked him, “If everyone else jumped off a cliff, would you do it, too?”

His mother taught him medicine: “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way.”

His mother taught him how to become an adult: “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

His mother taught him about genetics: “You are just like your father!”

His mother taught him about his roots: “Do you think you were born in a barn?”

His mother taught him about the wisdom of age: “When you get to be my age, you will understand,” and “I’ll explain it all when you get older.”

His mother taught him about anticipation: “Just wait until your father gets home.”

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